Humorous Short Stories: Witty, Satirical & Absurd

Humor is subjective, and not every reader will laugh at the same things. Still, certain short stories have earned a lasting reputation for being funny—whether through wit, irony, absurd premises, or situations that quietly spiral out of control.

The stories on this page represent a range of comic styles. Some contain sharp, joke-like lines that land even outside their original context. Others build humor through exaggerated logic, social discomfort, or escalating misunderstandings. A few rely on irony so dry it barely announces itself.

My own taste tends toward witty, verbal humor—the kind found in writers like Mark Twain, P. G. Wodehouse, Saki, and Woody Allen—but I’ve also included stories built around absurd situations, comic reversals, and understated farce. Together, they offer a broad survey of what short-story humor can look like. See also:

Humorous Short Stories

“The Catbird Seat” by James Thurber

Mr. Martin, head of the filing department at a law firm, decides to kill Mrs. Barrows, an annoying and overbearing adviser to the founder. She always asks him silly questions with odd expressions. Worst of all, Martin suspects she’s planning a reorganization of his department. 

“The Secret Life of Walter Mitty” by James Thurber

A mild and ineffectual man has a series of daydreams while accompanying his wife on her weekly errands.

“Luck” by Mark Twain

The narrator attended a banquet in honor of an English military captain. An old acquaintance, a clergyman, told him that in private the man was a fool. Surprised, the narrator gets the story from him. He claims all the captain’s successful campaigns were the result of endless blunders. (Summary of “Luck”)

Read “Luck”

“The Nose” by Nikolai Gogol

A barber, Ivan, cuts into a loaf of freshly baked bread only to find a nose inside. He recognizes the nose as belonging to a regular customer of his, Platon. Fearing he will be in trouble, Ivan thinks about how to get rid of the nose. Meanwhile, Platon wakes up in his home and the absurdities continue.

“Jeeves Takes Charge” by P. G. Wodehouse

Bertie Wooster’s fiancée is concerned about a memoir that could prove scandalous, so she asks him to help her get rid of it. Before Bertie leaves to help his fiancée he meets Jeeves and hires him on the spot as his new butler.

“The Spectacles” by Edgar Allan Poe

The narrator has a story he claims will support the idea of love at first sight. He has weak eyes, but being young and good-looking, doesn’t want to wear glasses. Last winter, he and a friend went to the opera. In one of the private boxes was the most exquisite woman he had ever seen. His companion, Talbot, knew the woman and said he’d arrange a meeting. (Summary of “The Spectacles”)

“The System of Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether” by Edgar Allan Poe

While in France the narrator visits an asylum. He had heard they used a “system of soothing” with the patients wherein punishments and confinement were avoided. To his surprise, his host informs him they have abandoned that system. (Summary of “The System of Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether”)

Read “The System of Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether”

“There Was Once” by Margaret Atwood

A storyteller is constantly interrupted while trying to relate a traditional fairy tale. The listener objects to the many clichés and other details. (Summary of “There Was Once”)

“The School” by Donald Barthelme

A teacher relates all of the experiences with death that his class has in a single school year. He starts by telling us that all the trees they planted died.

This is the second story in the preview of The Scribner Anthology of Contemporary Short Fiction

“Mr. Tallent’s Ghost” by Mary Webb

A lawyer gets roped into taking on a client, Mr. Tallent, who wants to have his novels published when he dies. The lawyer draws up the will and makes the arrangements. Mr. Tallent’s novels are extremely boring and unimaginative. The lawyer, and some others, end up dealing with considerable mental strain. (Summary of “Mr. Tallent’s Ghost”)

“The Elephant” by Slawomir Mrozek

The director of a zoo is interested in his own career rather than the facility in his charge. Many of the animals are poor specimens and the zoo lacks an elephant. When they’re informed they’ll be receiving one, the director has another idea. (Summary of “The Elephant”)

“I CAN SPEAK!™” by George Saunders

Mrs. Faniglia receives a letter from KidLuv, makers of the I CAN SPEAK™ device for babies. She returned the one she purchased, so an associate addresses her concerns. The device doesn’t read the babies mind. It recognizes aural patterns and then makes it seem like the baby is speaking. The mask doesn’t look like the baby, but the upgraded version does, which they are pleased to offer her at no extra charge.

This story can be read in the preview of In Persuasion Nation(30% in)

“The Mouse” by Saki

A man is riding in a train carriage with a woman who is a stranger. He feels a mouse crawling in his pants, and he struggles to remove it in a discreet and dignified way. (Read “The Mouse”)

“Joy” by Anton Chekhov

Mitya gets home at midnight, agitated and disheveled but also very happy. He wakes his parents and younger siblings. He has incredible news—he’s going to be known all over Russia.

“A Burlesque Autobiography” by Mark Twain

Twain goes back a long way to describe the important people in his family’s lineage. His is a noble house. His ancestors were noteworthy citizens of their time. They had a tendency to die early.

“Lord Oakhurst’s Curse” by O. Henry

Lord Oakhurst lies dying in his bed. He thinks sweet thoughts—how he wooed his beautiful young wife. She checks on him before the doctor arrives.

“Action Will Be Taken” by Heinrich Boll

The narrator recounts the time he was employed in Alfred Wunsiedel’s factory. Wunsiedel was obsessed with taking action, and required his employees to be constantly busy. The narrator is a man of leisure, but he manages to fit in to the company culture.

“You Were Perfectly Fine” by Dorothy Parker

A young man eases himself into a chair after getting up at 4PM. A young woman offers him a drink, but he says he’s finished with alcohol. He claims to feel great, but he can’t remember last night; she fills in the details for him.

“Boil Some Water—Lot’s of It” by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Pat Hobby is a writer who comes up with a good line. The script he’s working on has a doctor in it, so he goes to the Red Cross Station to make sure his writing is realistic. (Read “Boil Some Water—Lots of It”)

“The Death of a Government Clerk” by Anton Chekhov

A government clerk, Ivan, sneezes while at the opera, accidentally spraying the man in front of him. The man works in another government department. Ivan is terribly embarrassed. He apologizes and is told to forget it. Ivan can’t relax after his faux pas. He wants to be sure everything is fine.

“Travel By Wire!” by Arthur C. Clarke

The narrator recounts the troubles that were overcome during the development of the radio-transporter. They started with a block of wood, with acceptable results. They progressed to a guinea pig. It transported successfully, but it died. Progress continued steadily.

“Maddened by Mystery: or The Defective Detective” by Stephen Leacock

The Great Detective is sitting in his office when a baffling case is presented to him. The Prince of Wurttemberg has been kidnapped. The Great Detective devotes the full power of his analytical brain to the case.

“How We Went to Mars” by Arthur C. Clarke

The president of a rocket society addresses the accusations that have been made against his group. They worked up from unmanned test rockets to a passenger carrying spaceship. They didn’t intend to go very far on their first flight, but an incident changed their plans.

This story can be read in the preview of The Collected Stories of Arthur C. Clarke(10% into preview)

“My Financial Career” by Stephen Leacock

The narrator goes to the bank to open an account. He’s uncomfortable and awkward. Everything about the place rattles him. He’s gotten a raise, though, so he feels an account is a must.

“The Model Millionaire” by Oscar Wilde

Hughie Erskine is a good-looking, popular fellow who has everything going for him but one thing—he can’t make money. This prevents him from marrying Laura Merton, whose father insists Hughie have £10,000 in the bank. One day Hughie drops in on his painter friend, Alan, and his model, a beggar.

“The Eyes Have It” by Philip K. Dick

While reading a paperback novel, the narrator discovers an alien threat to Earth. The author casually describes beings with inhuman abilities. The narrator’s panic increases as their unusual abilities accumulate.

“The Bloomsbury Christening” by Charles Dickens

Nicodemus Dumps, a fifty-year-old bachelor, is ill-tempered and enjoys making others miserable. His nephew, Charles Kitterbell, wants him to be godfather to his soon-to-be-born child. Nicodemus thinks of some ways he could be excused from this chore.

If you like the tone of the story’s first paragraph, you’ll probably enjoy it. Read “The Bloomsbury Christening”

“The Late Mr. Adams” by Steve Allen

George Adams was late his whole life—for his birth, all his life’s milestones, his school and work. He had good qualities to offset this flaw.

“The Night the Ghost Got In” by James Thurber

At night a man hears footsteps downstairs. He thinks it’s a ghost; his mother thinks it’s burglars. The family is thrown into confusion and overreacts to the situation. (Read “The Night the Ghost Got In”)

‘Wit Inspirations of the “Two-Year-Olds”‘ by Mark Twain

The narrator complains about the bad habit that infants have of making “smart” remarks. His parents ignored or spanked him when he tried it. He relates the memorable incident from his infancy when he was being named. (Read ‘Wit Inspirations of the “Two-Year-Olds”‘)

“A Letter to God” by Gregorio Lopez y Fuentes

Lencho is trying to grow enough food for his family. He is confident in this year’s crop; a good rain is coming. It ends up raining and hailing, ruining the crop, inciting Lencho to write a letter.

This story has a funny ending. (Read “A Letter to God”)

“The Fable of the Preacher Who Flew His Kite, But Not Because He Wished To Do So” by George Ade

A preacher realizes that his congregation isn’t impressed by his sermons—they’re clear and straightforward with standard references. He decides to elevate his material with opaque quotations and esoteric references.

“Complaint Department” by Katherine Best

Mr. Seeley calls a company that sent his wife a bag of flour infested with worms. He wants to make a complaint and order a replacement bag, but a series of communication problems makes it impossible.

“The Kugelmass Episode” by Woody Allen

An unhappily married humanities professor, making no progress with his analyst, seeks help from a magician / entertainer. The magician says he can send the man into the world of any book he wants.

“The Carriage (The Calash)” by Nikolai Gogol

A town is very dull until a cavalry regiment is stationed there. The brigadier general throws a dinner party, inviting some prominent officers and local landowners. Among the guests is Pythagor Chertokutsky, an aristocrat and former officer who retired after an unfortunate social incident. (Read “The Carriage”)

“This Year It’s Going to Be Different” by Will Stanton

A husband and father has been reading self-help books. He decides to apply the suggestions as his New Year’s resolution. His family doesn’t respond to the new-and-improved version of himself the way he thought they would.d

“Borrowing a Match” by Stephen Leacock

The narrator assures us that borrowing a match on the street is far from simple. He relates a recent experience of his own that got out of hand. (Read “Borrowing a Match”)

“The Awful Fate of Melpomenus Jones” by Stephen Leacock

Melpomenus, a clergyman, has difficulty taking his leave when visiting people. One day, right before his vacation starts, he visits some acquaintances for tea and gets roped into staying much longer than he intended. (Read “The Awful Fate of Melpomenus Jones”)

“The Soft Sell” by Art Buchwald

A young psychology major is hired at a dress shop. She analyzes the customers while helping them, costing the owner some sales.

“University Days” by James Thurber

Thurber relates the unusual experiences he had in university, starting with Botany class. He was unable to see through a microscope, which enraged his professor. He continues with an athlete’s difficulties in economics and his own troubles in gym. (Read “University Days”)

“No Kaddish for Weinstein” by Woody Allen

Weinstein is fifty, alienated and depressed. He was a precocious child, but things haven’t gone well for him since. He visits his ex-wife and thinks about their relationship and his life.

“The sound of traffic was deafening at this hour, and in addition to all this his bed was on fire.”

—No Kaddish for Weinstein

“Marjorie Daw” by Thomas Bailey Aldrich

John Flemming has slipped and broken his leg, leaving him confined to his couch. He begins corresponding with his friend Edward Delaney to pass the time. Delaney describes the mansion across from his place including the beautiful young woman who lives there. (Read “Marjorie Daw”)

“A Horse and Two Goats” by R. K. Narayan

Muni lives in poverty in a tiny village in India. While Muni is out grazing his two remaining goats, a well-off American stops his car and approaches. Neither speaks the other’s language, but they try to converse.

“Soaked in Seaweed: or Upset in the Ocean” by Stephen Leacock

Mr Blowhard joins the Saucy Sally as second mate. He leaves with Captain Bilge and the rest of the crew. Everything goes well until the third day when Blowhard is told there was an incident involving the first and third mates.

“The Tip-Top Club” by Garrison Keillor

Bud Swenson is the host of the Tip-Top Club, a radio show with a loyal listener base. The show’s focus is practical tips for living and positivity. Calls are screened to ensure that only fans who will stay on appropriate topics will get through.

“Symphony No. 2” by Daniil Kharms

A fickle narrator begins telling the story of Anton Mikhailovich but doesn’t get far.

This story and the next one are very short. (Read “Symphony No. 2”)

“Blue Notebook No. 2” by Daniil Kharms

The narrator talks about a redheaded man who is missing some important things. (Read “Blue Notebook No. 2”)

“Grandfather and Toto” by Ruskin Bond

The narrator’s grandfather buys Toto, a monkey, for five rupees. He brings home a lot of animals, so they want to keep it secret from his grandmother. Toto gets into mischief and causes many disturbances.

“Eve’s Diary” by Mark Twain

Eve chronicles her life starting with her first day in existence. She relates her impressions as she discovers things in her environment. (Read “Eve’s Diary”)

“The Eyes Have It (The Eyes Are Not Here)” by Ruskin Bond

A blind man is riding the train. A young woman joins him in his carriage. He tries to navigate the social interaction without revealing his blindness.

“The Love Decoy” by S. J. Perelman

Dolores is a student at the Tunafish College for Women. A substitute, Russell Gipf, berates her in class. Dolores schemes to get back at him.

“The Orphan and the Mob” by Julian Gough

The narrator relates the day of his eighteenth birthday. He says his failure to urinate immediately after breakfast led to his orphanage being burnt down. A letter arrived for him that morning. Before he could read it, Brother Madrigal took it, saying he could read it that evening.

“The Grey Parrot” by W. W. Jacobs

A sailor is concerned about what his young wife is going to do while he’s away. He comes up with a plan. He gives his wife a parrot to keep her company. He tells her it has the ability to keep track of everything she does, even when she’s out, and it will report to him.

“The Conjuror’s Revenge” by Stephen Leacock

A stage magician runs through his repertoire of tricks—making a fishbowl appear, linking solid rings, drawing eggs from a hat and so on. Everyone is amazed until a man in the audience spoils the tricks. (Read “The Conjuror’s Revenge”)

“The Byzantine Omelette” by Saki

Sophie Chattel-Monkheim is a wealthy Socialist. While she disapproves of social distinctions, she’s still pleased that the Duke of Syria will be a guest at her house this evening. She wants everything to be perfect. The centerpiece of the dinner is to serve the Duke one of his favorite dishes—a byzantine omelette. A problem arises with the staff. (Read “The Byzantine Omelette”)

“A Piece of Pie” by Damon Runyon

The narrator is having dinner with his friend Horsey in Boston. They overhear a man say he would make a large bet that Joel Duffle could outeat anyone. Horsey knows a man, Nicely-Nicely Jones, who he knows can outeat anyone. They agree to a large wager. (Read “A Piece of Pie”)

“The Quest” by Saki

Clovis’s nap is interrupted with the announcement that the Momeby’s baby has been lost. The villa is in an uproar with everyone searching frantically—except for Clovis. He proposes some unpleasant things that could have happened to the baby. Miss Gilpet, a neighbor, arrives, offering her belief that faith is needed. (Read “The Quest”)

“‘We’ve hunted high and low, in house and garden and outside the gates, and he’s nowhere to be seen.’

‘Is he anywhere to be heard?’ asked Clovis; ‘if not, he must be at least two miles away.'”

—The Quest


Humor in short fiction takes many forms, from sharp satire to quiet absurdity. These stories approach comedy from different angles, but all use the short form to compress timing, irony, and surprise—often with more precision than a novel allows.